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....da wirs grad von Frauen hatten......*fg* |
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geschrieben am: 13.10.2002 um 00:49 Uhr
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EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH !!
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black
1. He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Ialian:
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1 He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was
Irish:
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures
But then there 3 equal good arguments that Jesus was a Maltese Mintoffian:
1. He was loved and glorified by large multitudes of people
2. He condemed the rich of wrongful earnings and made them pay
3. He doted on children from the first born to the third
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was
more work for Him to do |
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geschrieben am: 13.10.2002 um 00:52 Uhr
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geschrieben am: 13.10.2002 um 00:53 Uhr
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