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A couple of drinks too much? |
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geschrieben am: 09.12.2002 um 12:52 Uhr
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Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and
most of the night celebrating Irelands win over Australia.
Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore
tonight Paddy".
Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Paddy spins
around on his stool and steps off only to fall flat on his
face. "Shite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and
dusts himself off.
He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face
again. He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if
he can just get to the door and get some fresh air he'll be
fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up the door
frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of
fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the
sidewalk and again falls flat on his face.
"I'm fuckin' fucked," he says. He can see his house just a
few doors down, and crawls to the door and shimmies up the
door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.He takes a
look up the stairs and says "No fuckin' way". He crawls up
the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to
bed". He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his
face yet again.
He says "Fuck it" and falls into bed.
The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room
carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy, did you
have a bit to drink last night?".
Paddy says, "I did Jess, i was fuckin' pissed. But how'd you know?".
"Mick called. You left your wheelchair at the pub...
Geändert am 09.12.2002 um 12:54 Uhr von Alienbreed
Geändert am 09.12.2002 um 12:55 Uhr von Alienbreed |
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geschrieben am: 09.12.2002 um 13:01 Uhr
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viel zu lang und dann noch englisch, boooaaah breed  |
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geschrieben am: 09.12.2002 um 13:23 Uhr
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| Och man, du faule Sau...gg |
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geschrieben am: 09.12.2002 um 13:24 Uhr
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| nö kann nur kein Englisch |
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geschrieben am: 09.12.2002 um 14:21 Uhr
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| Ich hatte sogar Englisch LK und trau mich nicht, daß zu lesen! :-)) |
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geschrieben am: 09.12.2002 um 14:26 Uhr
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loool
pfui breed... 
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geschrieben am: 09.12.2002 um 14:29 Uhr
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löööl Enfan, so schwer isser nu auch nich zu lesen, bist bloß zu faul gibs zu...ggg
311, wieso denn pfui?
Frach mich bloß warum das Schriftbild da oben so komisch aussieht, wenn ich es bearbeite isses wieder normal, drück ich auf senden siehts wieder so aus wie jetzt...komisch |
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geschrieben am: 09.12.2002 um 14:30 Uhr
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wieso?
der arme ;-) |
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geschrieben am: 09.12.2002 um 15:37 Uhr
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OK, ich bin faul, ich geb es wenigstens zu!  |
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geschrieben am: 09.12.2002 um 16:18 Uhr
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| Na wenigstens einer is mal ehrlich hier ;-) |
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geschrieben am: 09.12.2002 um 16:49 Uhr
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Das is ja mies *kichertz*
aber was habt ihr alle..is doch easy!
Dat Cora |
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