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geschrieben am: 11.03.2002 um 05:18 Uhr
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The Munchkin Test
I think that, with the word "munchkin" tossed around so much, we need a few guidelines to determine who the
munchkins actually are. How about these (note that comments enclosed in "***" are comments that were made at a
later time):
1.You are not a munchkin if you roll 3d6 for stats.
You may be a munchkin if you roll 4d6 and drop the lowest.
You are a munchkin if you roll 4d6 and keep *all four*.
***So where does that leave my 5d6 discard lowest system then?***
2.You are not a munchkin if you play a fighter with a normal sword.
You may be a munchkin if you play a fighter with a +5 sword.
You are a munchkin if you play a *thief* with a +5 sword.
3.You are not a munchkin if your familiar is a black cat.
You may be a munchkin if your familiar is an imp.
You are a munchkin if your familiar is an intelligent, spell casting Sphere of Annihilation.
4.You are not a munchkin if you can kill an orc in one round.
You may be a munchkin if you can kill a tribe of orcs in one round.
You are a munchkin if you can kill Orcus in one round.
5.You are not a munchkin if you play a half-orc.
You may be a munchkin if you play a half-elf.
You are a munchkin if you play a half-tarrasque.
***You know, this sounds really funky. I must give it a go next time I find a DM dumb enough to let me play it.***
6.You are not a munchkin if you have a Decanter of Endless Water.
You may be a munchkin if you have a Rod of Treasure Detection.
You are a munchkin if you have a Ring of Infinite Wishes.
7.You are not a munchkin if you have a Potion of Plant Control.
You may be a munchkin if you have a Potion of Giant Control.
You are a munchkin if you have a Potion of DM Control.
***Otherwise known as giving the DM a bottle of Famous Grouse before the game.***
8.You are not a munchkin if you say... "Wow... I've never even heard of that magic item..."
You may be a munchkin if you say... "Those are great... too bad I used up the other one I found"
You are a munchkin if you say... "Put it in the bag with the other ones..."
9.You are not a munchkin if you mourn a character's death.
You may be a munchkin if you don't mourn a character's death.
You are a munchkin if you don't understand the concept of character death.
10.You are not a munchkin if you know of a Wand of Wonder.
You may be a Munchkin if you use a Wand of Wonder.
You are a munchkin if you MADE a Wand of Wonder.
11.You are not a munchkin if you enjoy adventuring in towns.
You may be a munchkin if you don't enjoy adventuring in towns.
You are a munchkin if you enjoy removing towns from the map.
12.You are not a munckin if your favourite AD&D weapon is a Rapier.
You may be a munchkin if your favourite AD&D weapon is a Vorpal Sword.
You are a munchkin if your favourite AD&D weapon is a shotgun.
13.You are not a munchkin if you make characters up for enjoyment.
You may be a munchkin if you make characters up for something to do.
You are a munchkin if you make characters up to use up all the 18's you "rolled".
14.You are not a munchkin if you based a character on Catti-Brie.
You may be a munchkin if you based a character
on Drizzt do-Urden.
You are a munchkin if you based a character on Lloth.
15.You are not a munchkin if you own many AD&D supplements.
You may be a munchkin if you own ALL AD&D supplements.
You are a munchkin if you owned all AD&D supplements before you started playing AD&D.
16.You are not a munchkin if you fear the Tarrasque.
You may be a munchkin if you defeated the Tarrasque.
You are a munchkin if you domesticated the Tarrasuqe.
17.You are not a munchkin if you haggle over the price of a room.
You may be a munchkin if you haggle over the price of the Inn.
You are a munchkin if you don't need to haggle over the price of the Inn.
18.You are not a munchkin if you play a Human Cleric.
You may be a munchkin if you play an Elven Bard.
You are a munchkin if you play an Illithid Pscionicist.
19.You are not a munchkin if you cast Magic Missile.
You may be a munchkin if you cast Chain Lightning.
You are a mucnhkin if you cast Chain Minute Meteors.
20.You are not a munchkin if your heart has been broken by an elf maid.
You may be a munchkin if you sword has been broken decapitating a dragon.
Your are a munchkin if a Tarrasque has been broken running into you.
Geändert am 11.03.2002 um 05:27 Uhr von Hawklan |
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geschrieben am: 11.03.2002 um 05:19 Uhr
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und weida gehts
21.You are not a munchkin if your bard writes bad poetry.
You may be a munchkin if your PC writes Royal Edicts.
You are a munchkin if your PC wrote the Bible.
22.You are not a munchkin if your cleric prays to Ilmater.
You may be a munchkin if your cleric prays to Bane.
Your are a munchkin if Bane prays to your cleric.
23.You are not a munchkin if your PC dreams of someday meeting Elminster.
You may be a munchkin if your PC dreams of someday being Elminster.
You are a munchkin if your PC vaguely remembers killing Elminster.
24.You are not a munchkin if your fighter is a Peasant Hero.
You may be a munchkin if your fighter is a Samurai.
You are a munchkin if your fighter is a Cavalier.
25.You are not a munchkin if your mage has 20 Charisma.
You may be a munchkin if your mage has 20 Dexterity.
You are a munchkin if your mage has 20 Strength.
26.You are not a munchkin if you quest to kill young red dragons.
You may be a munchkin if you quest to kill ancient red dragons.
You are a munchkin if you randomly encounter ancient red dragons.
27.You are not a munchkin if you wield two daggers.
You may be a munchkin if you wield two scimitars.
You are a munchkin if you wield two halberds.
28.You are not a munchkin if you ride a mule.
You may be a munchkin if you ride a heavy warhorse.
You are a munchkin if you ride a Nightmare.
29.You are not a Munchkin if you say "It looks like a big ball!".
You may be a Munchkin if you say "It looks like a ball with tentacles and eyes!"
You are a Munchkin if you say "It looks like a Beholder, and it's eyes do death ray, disintegrate, color
spray...."
30.You are not a Munchkin if you say "It looks like a ball with tentacles and eyes!"
You may be a Munchkin if you say "It looks like a Beholder, and it's eyes do death ray, isintegrate, colour
spray...."
You are a Munchkin if you say "It's a Beholder and now I can make wands that do death ray, disintegrate,color spray...."
31.You are not a munchkin if you play a human enchanter.
You might be a munchkin if you play an elven invoker with the maximum number of fireballs allowed.
You are a munchkin if you play a vampire transmuter/necromancer/invoker/abjurer/
enchanter/illusionist.
32.You are not a munchkin if you wear chainmail+1.
You might be a munchkin if you wear platemail+10. ***D&D, not AD&D***
You are a munchkin if you prefer a tank to armor.
33.You are not a munchkin if you flee from beholders.
You might be a munchkin if you launch acid arrows at beholders at close range.
You are a munchkin if you launch ice storms at beholders at close range.
34.You are not a munchkin if you prefer leather armor over chainmail.
You might be a munchkin if you cast detect magic on every armor you have found.
You are a munchkin if you design a spell that tells you how many plusses a magic suit of armor has.
35.You are not a munchkin if you like improved invisibility spells.
You might be a munchkin if you prefer only 9th level spells.
You are a munchkin if you prefer to design your own 90th level spells.
36.You are not a munchkin if you think your party could destroy a lich.
You might be a munchkin if you think you could beat a lich singlehandedly.
You are a munchkin if you think you could beat a dracolich singlehandedly.
37.You are not a munchkin if you post messages about fighting tarrasques on Usenet.
You might be a munchkin if you design a webpage on how to beat tarrasques.
You are a munchkin if you can't figure how to get Usenet and WWW over your Nintendo.
38.You are not a munchkin if you like a good brawl with a group of orcs on occasion.
You might be a munchkin if you enjoy a good brawl with a group of vampires on occasion.
You are a munchkin if you get bored with brawling with a family of shadow dragons.
39.You are not a munchkin if you think Raistlin Majere is the world's greatest mage.
You might be a munchkin if you think you are the world's greatest mage.
You are a munchkin if you never really considered you might not be the world's greatest mage.
40.You are not a munchkin if your familiar is a frog.
You might be a munchkin if your familiar is a dragon.
You are a munchkin if your familiar is Nuitari.
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geschrieben am: 11.03.2002 um 05:21 Uhr
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noch eine Runde
41.You are not a munchkin if you play AD&D with the core books only.
You might be a munchkin if you play AD&D with all the player and DM option books.
You are a munchkin if you play AD&D with real weapons and LSD in a steam tunnel.
42.You are not a munchkin if your favorite magic item is your cloak of elvenkind.
You might be a munchkin if your favorite magic item is your ring of wishes.
You are a munchkin if your favorite magic items are all ten of your Orbs of Dragonkind.
43.You are not a Munchkin if your mage has a Spellbook
You may be a Munchkin if your mage has several Spellbooks
You are a Munckin if your mage has Elminster's Spellbooks
***(alternate) You are a Munchkin if your mage doesn't NEED a Spellbook***
44.You are not a munchkin if you *slay* a drow
You may be a munchkin if you *play* a drow
You are a munchkin if you play a drow who's retained his/her innate abilities on the surface, weild two swords in battle,
and get 63 attacks per round
45.You are not a munchkin if you've seen Elminster's Tower
You may be a munchkin if you've been in Eliminster's Tower
You are a munchkin if you live in Elminster's Tower
46.You are not a munchikin if you cast cantrip to clean a room
You may be a munchikin if you cast unseen servant to clean a room
You are a munchikin if you cast wish to clean a room
47.You are not a munchikin if you have never spoken to your diety
You may be a munchikin if you've spoken once with your diety
You are a munchiokin if you have your dieties cell phone number
48.You are not a munchikin if you have no 18's
You may be a munchikin if you have one or two 18's
You are a munchikin if 18 is your *lowest* stat
49.You are not a munchkin if you've *found* a few magic items. You may be a munchkin if you've *bought* a few magic items.
You are a munchkin if you've *sold* a few magic items.
50.You are not a munchkin if you find an artifact.
You might be a munchkin if you use an artifact regularly.
You are a munchkin if you got tired of your artifact*s* long ago, so you ordered Odin to make you a new
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geschrieben am: 11.03.2002 um 19:38 Uhr
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..und das ganze mal auf deutsch..
I< ) )
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geschrieben am: 11.03.2002 um 22:17 Uhr
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Ich werd mir die Tage mal Mühe geben,
und den gesamten Text auf Deutsch übersetzen.
grinsels,ich lach mich jedenfalls mehrmals bei wech
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geschrieben am: 21.09.2002 um 00:04 Uhr
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| lol und einfach ma schiiiiiiieb |
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geschrieben am: 21.09.2002 um 03:03 Uhr
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| ..zu alwi lach..und hochhiev... |
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