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Neuer Windoof XP Quellcode |
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geschrieben am: 20.05.2002 um 16:16 Uhr
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Windows XP Sourcecode
/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date:
Spring 2002
*/
#include "stdio.h"
#include "dos.h"
#include "conio.h"
#include "win31.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
/*
Reference:
Internal memo #99281-95 from:
William H. Gates III
to:
Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
William H. Gates III wrote:
"I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition.
It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought something
_good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition to be 'HARD'.
Carry on,
Bill
"
*/
#define INSTALL = HARD
void main()
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if(first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if(still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
/*
Reference:
Internal memo #99683-02 from:
Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
to:
William H. Gates III
Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote:
"Dear Sir,
Since we have found that this last piece of code within the 'if'-statement
will never execute, we descided NOT to include it in the final code.
This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes of consumer-diskspace!
Thank you for listening to us,
the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project
"
*/
/*
if(still_not_crashed)
{
write_cheer();
finished();
}
*/
create_general_protection_fault();
Beitrag wurde von Obelix am 20.05.2002 um 23:33 Uhr aus dem Forum Support verschoben. |
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geschrieben am: 20.05.2002 um 17:45 Uhr
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wuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sensai: Aspirin her sonst gibts eins aufn Deckel |
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geschrieben am: 20.05.2002 um 18:13 Uhr
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...mal auf Wunsch für den Romeo ne Aspirin mit dazu tut...
Sensai
P.S.: Lest es euch erst mit Verstand durch, bevor ihr Aspirin nehmt.....gg |
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geschrieben am: 20.05.2002 um 18:30 Uhr
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erst mit Verstand durchlesen?
hm...
da könnt ich ja direkt auf Helium umsteigen
giggel |
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geschrieben am: 20.05.2002 um 18:34 Uhr
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...reicht Romeo mal ne Flasche...
Kannst du, aber ob das hilft.......gg
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geschrieben am: 21.05.2002 um 11:22 Uhr
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| Bill Gates hat aber viel vor.......ggg |
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