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The Anatomy Of A Hacker |
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geschrieben am: 08.12.1999 um 17:32 Uhr
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The Anatomy of a Hacker
1. Has a steel-trap mind
2. Is very bright
3. Is an overachiever
4. Gets good to excellent grades
5. Cannot accept failure
6. Can be dangerously devious
7. Lives like a hermit
8. Capable of committing the perfect crime
9. Is a direct descendent of the side rule wizard
10. Half man, half machine
11. Can multiply large numbers in his head
12. Is a master of logical mysteries
13. Believes he is privy to the secret of the ages
14. Subliminally suggests he knows something you donŽt and never will
15. Often looks like a dropout from Woodstock generation
16. Demands a high salary and believes he is worth more
17. Can be a consummate team player
18. Needs no sleep
19. Subsits of very little food
20. Smells mildly of Szechuan Chinese food
21. His primary interaction on planet is with his computer
22. Has pockets full of pencils
23. May not shave yet
24. Knows what all those little buttons on a calculator do
25. Is the ultimate introvert
26. Loves complex situations
27. Logic dominates his mind and life
28. Has a delightful, rather puckish sense of humor
29. Views the world as a machine
30. Believes no problem is too complex
31. Knows he can solve every problem
32. Convinced security systems were designed for him to foil
33. Lives for the challenge of computing
34. Schoolwork, homework, and intelectuel tasks donŽt phase him
35. Loves to crash computers for the fun of it
36. Believes heŽs on earth to find bugs and kill them dead
37. Entertains vast fantasies of omnipotence
38. Delights in his megalomania
39. Loves being seduced by a machine or logical problem
40. Believes that the real function of computer is play
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geschrieben am: 13.12.1999 um 12:38 Uhr
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| Ähhm...gibts dafür auch `ne Übersetzung? |
| Ich mag Signaturen nicht |
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geschrieben am: 17.12.1999 um 11:51 Uhr
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...lest doch selber nach:
www.kryptocrew.de
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