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geschrieben am: 04.11.1999 um 00:30 Uhr
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Oh, it was vor a very long time, da hat an einem hot sunday Nachmittag der Herrgod geschaffen our world. As he was fertig with his work, he has gefunden alles very good and okay, but not ganz komplett.
Also he hat gemacht noch a garden for himself, "the gread paradies". Hier grew many treees, many Blumen and all kind of Viecher. Aber after some time, when he machte wieder a Kontrollgang durch the garden, noticed er, dass das Viehzeug was not more in peace, as it gewesen war, als er es geleftet hatte.
"I must now haben einen Big-Boss for kontrolling all my Viechers", and plötzlich er hatte an excellent idea; "Yes, I make denen an Abbild of myself". And he going sofort an die work: he nahm a handfull Dreck, make a Massage of Knet, give to dieser a Hauch of his air, and - here was the first Mensch. "Good morning, you sein Adam and take the Aufsicht in my paradies."
Mr. Adam has geschaffen a Gesetz to live for his animals, wie es ihm his Boss befohlen has. After some time, as Mr. Herrgod came to visit, he has gefunden Mr. Adam very sad. He has geasked him:"Oh, Mr. Adam, why do you make so a traurig geface? And why don't you play with your Viecher?" "Oooohhh", Mr. Adam has gelassen out of him a big, deep Seufzer. "It doesn't go me good. All here have a partner but I am still alone".
AFter a kurze time, Mr. Adam legte sich in the sun and fing an zu sleepen. Während er sleepte, comes Mr. Herrgod and klaute ihm one spearrip and made out of it a lady. It was Eva. When Mr. Herrgod sah, Mr. Adam wake up and made big Augen wegen the Dame, he says: "Before ihr goet ins paradise I must give you einige orders. Ihr könnt eat was ihr want, fressen alle Fruits from die Bäume, but it is strikt verboten to eat from my private Obst". The zwei have versprochen all this and sind ins paradise gegangen. Mr. Adam was very happy to have so a süßes baby, but Mrs- Eva wanted jeden Tag something Neues. "Oh my dear Adam, komm we look after the schönen tree of Apples." Aber Mr. Adam said: "No, it is verboten to fress from the priva te Baum of our Chef".
With viel love has Eva ihren Mann weich gemacht like the Schokolade in the sun. Wie sie so standen vor the tree, came plötzlich Mr. Devil. He was in the Uniform of a Klapperschlange and he has gezischt very friendly: "Good morning, my deears, how do you geht's euch? Do you want to fress from the apples of this tree?" Obwohl Mr. Adam has not want, the devils gut Zureden has geklappt. "Our Boss wird es schon net see", he sayd and Mrs. Eva has geklaut einen excellent Apple. Dann let she den Adam from the Apple beissen. Kaum hatte die Zwei the apple im Bauch they haben themselves seen naket. There war a great Geschrei. Das hat Mr. Herrgod geheart and he was angry and he shoutet: "where are you?! I have doch verboten to fress from my privat Obst!" Adam, however, has hidden himself wegen dem Donnerwetter of Mr. Herrgod, because he schämte himself weil er naket at all war. And Mrs. Eva has geschoutet out of the hinterest corner of the paradies: "I kann net komme, I hab no make-up and no Klamotts!"
Mr. Herrgod was se hr empört of this and he ordered the ERzangel Gabriel, the Boss of the Paradise-Security-Service, dass er all two let sit in the fresh Luft out of the gread paradise quick.
And since this traurig day there gibt's no paradise, no walk ohne Klamotts and alle müssen worken very hard with Shweiss on the faces.
[b]!!! And that all because of this woman called Eva!!![/b]
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