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geschrieben am: 21.05.2002 um 21:46 Uhr
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So sieht das Windows - Fehlersortiment aus....
640 K ought to be enough." - Bill Gates
WindowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger.
WindowError:002 No error ... yet.
WindowError:003 Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is in every program.
WindowError:004 Erronious error, nothing wrong.
WindowError:005 Multitasking Attempted. System confused.
WindowError:006 Malicious Error. Desqview found on system.
WindowError:007 System Price Error. Inadequate money spent.
WindowError:008 Broken Window. Watch for glass fragments.
WindowError:009 Horrible bug encountered. God knows what has happend.
WindowError:00A Inadequate disk space. 50 Meg Reqd.
WindowError:00B Reserved for future mistakes
WindowError:00C Nonexistent error. This can't be happening.
WindowError:00D Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.
WindowError:00E Unrecoverable Error. System Destroyed.
WindowError:00F User Error. It's not our fault! It's Not! It's Not!
WindowError:010 Operating system overwritten. Terribly sorry.
WindowError:011 Illegal Error. DON'T GET THIS ERROR.
WindowError:012 Unable to figure out own code. System crashed.
WindowError:013 Timing error. Please Wait. And wait... And wait...
WindowError:014 Error recording Error codes. All remaining errors lost.
Windows 3.1 - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy!
Windows, Training wheels for OS/2
Windows = Turn a 386/25 into a 4.77 MHz XT
Windows is a pane.
Windows NT - From the makers of Windows 3.0. HAHAHAHAHA
Windows NT? New technology? I don't think so.
Windows. From the makers of EDLIN.
Windows? Homy don't play that.
Windows: Just another pain in the glass.
Windows? WINDOWS?!? Hahahahahahehehehehohohohoho
Windws is ine for bckgroun comunicaions.
Do anyone has Winmine without Windows?
Multitasking = Multiproblems
DiskSwap = 14 MB lost by DBLspace
Open your window and... Go to hell!!!
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