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geschrieben am: 05.05.2002 um 00:42 Uhr
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ITALIANS WHO WENT TO MALTA
(must be read with an Italian accent)
[von Janna Re]
Ona day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress: "I wonna two pissis toast". She brings me onle one piss. I tell her: "I wont two piss". She say: "Go to the toilet". I say: "you no understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate". She say: "You better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch!". I don't even know the lady and she coll me sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife bat no fock. I tella her: "I wanna fock!". She tell me: "Everyone wanna fock". I tell her: "You no understand. I wanna fock on the table". She say: "You better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch!"
So I go back to my room and ther is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him: "I wanna shit". He tell me: "Go to the toilet". I say: "You no understand. I wanna shit on my bed". He say: "You better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch!"
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say: "piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch!" and I gonna back to Italy. |
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geschrieben am: 05.05.2002 um 00:46 Uhr
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lol
der is gut....
Genma
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geschrieben am: 05.05.2002 um 19:55 Uhr
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lach.....das is echt gut....applaus an fabs und mindiyana!
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geschrieben am: 29.07.2002 um 03:38 Uhr
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Job for mama
Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her.
"Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."
So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs.
He'll take good care of you."
So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"
"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."
So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother. "This is a job for Mama."
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