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geschrieben am: 06.10.2005 um 21:13 Uhr
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das ist meines erachtens ein schwaches argument :
spätestens nach drei jahren wäre neues, unbeflecktes personal herangereift und hätte die alte riege ersetzen können (justiz, medizin, verwaltung, heer, unis usw usw). zudem sehe ich auch keinen grund für dieses historische "muß" - warum sollten es unbescholtene bürger nicht besser gemacht haben ? die bundesrepublik hätte auch ganz ohne diese seilschaften anfangen können, welche sich bis heute etabliert haben. das sehen wir an dem streit, der im moment in fischers ministerium tobt. und da geht es "nur" darum, ex-nazis nicht mehr lobend zu erwähnen in den periodica der behörde. immerhin durchforstet ja inzwischen eine historikerkommission die vergangenheit der diplomaten. ( wobei mir dies überflüssig, da doppelt gemoppelt und damit finanziell sinnlos, erscheint, da schon genug zuverlässige autoren diese arbeit inzwischen erledigt haben ..)
zur verantwortung wird jedoch keiner dieser leute gezogen werden..
kennst du eigentlich die uncyclopedia ? eine leseprobe :
(zitat)Germany's contribution to the world, in a nutshell, is basically gnomes, bratwurst, sauerkraut, beer, Trabants and Hitler.(/zitat)
oder
(zitat)The Germans enjoy holidaying abroad, preferably in large heavily armed groups. Their preferred mode of transport is by tank or panzer, although a select group choose to travel by, then jump out of aeroplanes at their desired location. It has been largely agreed among our teutonic cousins that his saves the need for passports and travel visas not to mention the great discounts to be had from duty free.
A popular destination to invade is Holland. Germans just love to see sand and the sea. It is something very different from the dull and boring grounds of Germany. They mostly spend their time digging huge holes in the beach. The Dutch believe this has to do with bikes that got stolen after the disastrous consequences of 1940. As a pratical joke the Dutch invented "bommetje" which later turned out to a yearly event. It consists of placing a landmine on the beach at 2 metres deep. When this is done everybody wait for the Germans to come and start digging. Placing bets is by now big business. The Germans however do not seem to enjoy this game so much.
Another popular destination for Germans on vacation is Spain. In fact, so many Germans go there, that most people wanting to visit Germany will find it more beneficial to just visit Spain instead. You won't have to deal with German weather or recycling laws, while still being able to see Germans cordone off any unclaimed territory, walk their dogs ("Sitz, Rolf, sitz!") and get drunk through all hours in the morning.(/zitat)
natürlich bekommt hier jeder sein fett ab, nicht nur deutschland sein kraut. solange du gerne lachst und ein wenig humor mitbringst, wirst du dort echte gaudi vorfinden (tip : George W. Bush und natürlich Things George Bush doesn't care about).
passend als erklärungsansatz für die obigen offenen fragestellungen der deutschen vergangenheit wäre der punkt "Authoritarian Bastards"
und natürlich die issues :
(zitat)ssues
Ordnung Whenever a German hears the word "Ordnung," his heart gets all a flutter and he starts looking for something that he can put in its correct (or more correct) spot. Is there anything that needs to be sorted? Categorized? Alphabetized? Devided into its Latin, Greek, and Hebrew roots? The Germans will be more than happy to do it for you! They shun those who do not share their respect for Ordnung and this shows in their dealings with foreigners. It is a little known fact that the reason the Germans invaded Poland was not for lebensraum, but because the Polish couldn't sort their trash properly to save their lives. The Turks, a group of people who reside primarily in Berlin, are universally disliked by the Germans for their notion that Ordnung comes somewhere after fun in life, but their not entirely sure where. Unlike the Germans, they haven't quite gotten around to ordering all of life's issues in order of their importance.
Angst Most humans see worrying as something unpleasant, but in Germany, it's the #2 occupation, right after waiting in line at the Arbeitsamt. No one does angst like the Germans(its NOT a Verb). No one else can quite express the feeling of watching the last sun of the summer sink beyond the distant trees and the endless, cold, dreary, darkness of the fall set in, getting water in your beer, and your girlfriend running off with a Bavarian in the same manner as the Germans can. They feel everything, they feel it strongly...and they aren't afraid to tell you about it. Should a German ever get in the mood to share some of his angst with you, either a) run or b) buy a large round of beer and strike up an accordian band.(/zitat)
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